Zea Drew
About
Zea Drew
WHY I WRITE -
Because my imagination is never-ending, my budget is nonexistent, and the law keeps telling me I can’t kidnap people for plot development.
Apparently, it's illegal to trap people in your basement until they perfectly deliver the dialogue you imagined at 3 a.m
Hi,
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I’m Zea Drew (not my real name, obviously) — mother of two, professional graphic designer, accidental author, and full-time chaos coordinator.
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I didn’t officially choose the work-from-home life … hypothetically, it chose me. Although technically, my son's disabilities forced me to a job I could do in pajamas. (But he’s cute, so I let it slide.)
Somewhere between hospital appointments, operations, PT, staying sane, and remembering where I last put my coffee, I discovered writing.
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And then I discovered ... I actually like writing. (Who knew?)
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But ... I also discovered writing is … absolutely not the soothing, creative, laidback job people claim it to be. It’s more like wrestling a greased octopus while your brain screams 47 ideas at once, and not a single one has punctuation. Throw in some ADHD and that number moves up to like 748 ideas.
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But here we are.
If you’re looking for an author who’s polished, poised, and perfectly put together … yeah ... I am not that person.
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I’m weird. I’m odd. I’m slightly crazy, and probably shouldn’t be trusted with sharp objects or plot deadlines.
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My ADHD is feral, my ideas are excessive, and my personality is a cocktail of psychotic, brooding, and 'who let her near a keyboard?'
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If you like weird stories, unfiltered honesty, and authors who function on caffeine, vibes, and Google — welcome to my lair.
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Snacks are optional but highly recommended.