Zea Drew
About
Zea Drew
WHY I WRITE -
Because my imagination is never-ending, my budget is nonexistent, and the law keeps telling me I can’t kidnap people for plot development.
Apparently, it's illegal to trap people in your basement until they perfectly deliver the dialogue you imagined at 3 a.m
Hi,
I’m Zea Drew (not my real name, obviously) — mother of two, professional graphic designer, accidental author, and full-time chaos coordinator.
I didn’t officially choose the work-from-home life … hypothetically, it chose me. Although technically, my son's disabilities forced me to a job I could do in pajamas. (But he’s cute, so I let it slide.)
Somewhere between hospital appointments, operations, PT, staying sane, and remembering where I last put my coffee, I discovered writing.
And then I discovered ... I actually like writing. (Who knew?)
But ... I also discovered writing is … absolutely not the soothing, creative, laidback job people claim it to be. It’s more like wrestling a greased octopus while your brain screams 47 ideas at once, and not a single one has punctuation. Throw in some ADHD and that number moves up to like 748 ideas.
But here we are.
If you’re looking for an author who’s polished, poised, and perfectly put together … yeah ... I am not that person.
I’m weird. I’m odd. I’m slightly crazy, and probably shouldn’t be trusted with sharp objects or plot deadlines.
My ADHD is feral, my ideas are excessive, and my personality is a cocktail of psychotic, brooding, and 'who let her near a keyboard?'
If you like weird stories, unfiltered honesty, and authors who function on caffeine, vibes, and Google — welcome to my lair.
Snacks are optional but highly recommended.